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2008-03-21
Topic: The grand in GrandpaThe Grand in Grandpa.
I recently turned 60. I\'m still very active for my age, and years working in IT has my mind still sharp. I set up an Internet network at the retirement village I live in and have taught lots of the residents how to contact friends and loved ones around the world. I have also set up a number of Facebook and Myspace addresses for my friends. My family on the other hand rarely contact me so it was a surprise when my son called to see if I wanted to fly to his place and spend a week or so. He was offering to pay for it so who was I to knock back the offer.
My son and his wife are in their late 30\'s and usually only think of themselves. My two granddaughters, Kira and Kara, are 18 and have been allowed to grow up as pretty wild kids. My son has some warped recollections about his youth and how I was too severe on his upbringing, which is why he does not believe in punishing the girls.
As soon as I met my son at the airport I had that feeling something was not quite right. He was overly peppy and evaded answers to my questions about the coming week. Thinking back I should have smelt the rat a long time ago. He had asked me to come and stay at the house for the week and that "the girls" would love to have some time with me. All became clearer when we arrived at the house, my daughter-in-law was also very bubbly and the two suitcases just inside the front door were a dead give away.
My son and his wife were off for a week to a resort, while I got to baby-sit my granddaughters and the house.
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My son was busily throwing bags in and out of the car as he explained that this was a last minute decision and they had no other options. He slapped a wad of cash in my hands and told me I had the run of the house. My daughter-in-law gave me a peck on the cheek as she dashed for the car and told me there was a list on the fridge with numbers and stuff. Two minutes after I arrived I was standing alone by the front door watching the car disappear back towards the airport.
Kira, named by my son for his favourite anime movie Akira and Kara, named by her mother for Irene Cara who sang the theme from Flashdance which is her favourite movie, gawd it still makes me ill when I remember that, were two very attractive, hyper active and over developed teens who were like the Olsen twins combined with Heather Locklear.
When I walked in the first question was not "Hi Grandpa, how are you?" but "Hi Grandpa, are mom and dad gone yet?" I told them I was happy to see them as well and yes their parents were off and running. The girls shrieked with pleasure, as only girls can, and raced for their rooms. All I saw was a couple of butts in tight shorts flying up the stairs. I picked up my own bag and made my way to the kitchen for a cold drink, this was going to be one long week. Opening the fridge to grab a beer I also hooked the list and besides some emergency numbers was a selection of "little jobs" I might like to do to keep busy, as if Kira and Kara weren\'t enough for one old man.
Various leaky taps, dud light bulbs to change, possibly mowing the lawn and could I have a look at my son\'s PC which was having some problems were just a few of the jobs to do. I was surprised painting the house or re-roofing the place had missed the cut but then I only had a week to get the house up to scratch. A rumble like distant thunder bought my attention back to the here and now. The girls burst into the kitchen wearing very little pieces of material that were nominally called bikinis. These girls were hot, tanned and trouble.
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The posed before me in their skimpy swimwear trying to get a response but all I told them was to apply plenty of sun block to prevent burning.
As soon as they headed for the pool I wiped the cold beer can across my brow to sweep away the sweat that had seeped from my pores as my temperature rose from seeing the girls, if I was only 20 years younger. Shaking of those thoughts I went looking for my room upstairs. The girls rooms were to my right and separated by a small bathroom, they also overlooked the back yard and pool. One was a total mess with clothing, shoes, books and CD\'s everywhere while the other was a neat as a pin, I was not sure who had what room but was sure I would find out.
Facing the front of the house was the master bedroom at the end of the hall, then a small office / den with my son\'s PC set up and at the top of the stairs was the "visitors" bedroom. I took one look at the mess and clutter that had filled the room, hell they didn\'t even make up the bed for me, and headed straight for my son\'s room. He did say I had the run of the house so I was making myself at home with their extra large double bed.
Just when I thought I could take a break I heard my darling princess\'s calling for their beloved grandpa. I went to the back door and nearly popped an eyeball as I saw the girls resting by the side of the pool. The water had turned the material nearly transparent and I could clearly see dark nipples even from this distance. I didn\'t get any closer and the girls asked if I could make them some sandwiches and drinks as they didn’t want to walk in the house while still wet.
This was going to be a long, long week I kept telling myself as I fixed up some lunch. Yeah, I might be 60 but these girls were getting a reaction from some of my parts, the wrong parts for a grandpa. I threw a bar-be-cue apron on over my shorts and t-shirt when I took the tray of food out to the girls to hide the bulge in my shorts.
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Both girls were on pool recliners in the shade as I waited on them with drinks and sandwiches and the material had dried so as not to reveal as much as before.
I was amazed that they were able to talk non-stop even while eating and asked a million questions as to what they could and couldn\'t do for the week. Finally we agreed to no big parties but they could have small groups of friends over as long as they didn\'t disturb me too much, particularly after dark. I also told them I was not a servant so I was not going to make and serve food and drinks to them and their friends all the time. I would prepare an evening meal but breakfast, lunch and snacks were their business. I left them grabbing their mobiles to call everyone in the state, I presumed, as I went for a good lie down.
I found the girls later in the afternoon watching TV. They had at least covered themselves in some beachy type wraps but there was still plenty of tanned, teen skin on display but as it was mostly arms, legs and shoulders it didn\'t worry me. The girls had decided to give me a quiet evening as they were meeting friends to see a movie and before I could say anything they both looked at me and said they would not be late getting home yadda yadda and would see me in the morning. OK so they knew the drill but hey they weren\'t my kids so who was I to argue?
The girls left just before 6:00 PM and after my afternoon nap I was wide-awake and not expecting them back before midnight. I decided to tackle the PC problem because this was what I did best. I booted up the PC and ran a few tests to see what problems I was facing. In the end it was just basic stuff, my son\'s PC was packed with crap and the machine was struggling to cope. I did a quick fix on his start up to eliminate many of the programs trying to run at once. I did some reorganising and finding a box of blank discs decided to move some files off the hard drive to disc to clean up the whole mess.
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My son had obviously never deleted an email in his life as there were hundreds dating back years. Some were just "Hi, how are you?" types and others were from his wife letting him know she would be late from work. Who needed them, I saved the addresses of the sender’s and gave the message the flick.
Working back from the smaller files to the larger ones I eventually hit one that asked for a password. Knowing my son I knew it would be an easily remembered one so in less than 5 minutes of guessing I was in. Dull, dull and duller was all this folder held so I burnt it to a disc and tried the next one, again password protected and again the same password. For a guy who ran his own business he was incredibly dumb. More stuff went onto disc as I continued exploring the dull life of my son file by file. Even the names were dull like "Work stuff", "Home stuff" or "Car stuff" my son was obsessed with stuff.
I checked the clock and realised three hours had just flown by so I went to grab a beer and some chips to help me through the next lot of files. Well Mr Original had used his amazing PC skills again by password protecting a folder called "My stuff" with the same word so I was in without even blinking. Once it opened though I blinked and blinked again, then drank some beer and stared at the screen. The screen in front of me had dozens of thumbnail pictures of my daughter-in-law dressed, partially dressed or naked. I scrolled the page and looking at the folder details saw that this page contained close to 500 pictures of her.
Eventually I found pictures of her getting fucked by my son, then other men, then groups of men and finally some with other women.
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In a few I recognised the background as their bedroom and wondered where the girls were when this action was being done. The dates the pictures were added to the PC covered the last 18 months so this was something new they were into. I then used my IT guru skills and really went to work on the PC using every trick I new to uncover the information I was sure was still on the hard-drive.
Now I\'m not a prude but if I found anything involving the girls on the PC there was going to be hell to pay. Sure the girls were at an age when they would be curious about sex, and they may not even be virgins any more, but if my son was letting any Tom with a hairy dick plug them for his own enjoyment I was going to do . . . . . . . something.
I found some emails and links to the resort they were at and it all seemed harmless, in an adult way. A variety of adult couples would be indulging their pleasures in a week of uninhibited bliss. Well I was not against anyone getting any action as long as it was consensual and it looked like this resort had that covered.
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I toned down my indignation as I realised my son and his wife were just suburban swingers. It was close to midnight when I shut down the PC having investigated every meg on the drive. I was still going to go over it again tomorrow just in case.
It was not long after I had turned off the light that I heard a car pull up for a few minutes and then leave. The girls made no attempt to be quiet as they came in and even called out good night to me, in the wrong room, as they headed for their rooms.
It must be all the naps we old folks take but I was up early and ready to go so I made breakfast for the girls and took them up to their rooms on trays. Kira\'s was the messy room and I could see how she had undressed as she crossed from the door to her bed last night. Blouse, bra, skirt and panties in a nice line across the room. I suddenly had second thoughts about waking Kira and finding her naked. She flipped back the overs to reveal she had on a long t-shirt. She gave her head a shake and realising I had breakfast on a tray for her pulled the covers back over her and sat up against the headboard. I could clearly see her nipples straining against the material and hastily gave her the tray as I retreated into Kara\'s room. Kara had heard me so was already sitting up and not as revealing as her sister, still she tried to shock me by saying coffee would have been better than juice as she was fucked after last night. All I said was I hoped she had enjoyed herself and left for the kitchen and a cup of strong coffee.
Later that morning, as I read the paper, their friend Kimi joined the girls.
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Their isn\'t much to Kimi, as she stands about 5ft even, and I would say weighs in at about 95 pounds, at least a third of it is boobs. This girl was another of those perky, pesky teen girls who are just trouble in a t-shirt. This morning Kira and Kara had on different bikinis that were a little less revealing than yesterdays. Kimi had on a one-piece swimsuit barely contained her boobs or her backside the material all but disappearing in the crack. If anything she was even hotter than my granddaughters.
I went to the garage to get the tools I\'d need to fix the taps as well as some spare light bulbs. I could still hear the girls shrieking even with an entire house between us. I had a keyring that held one of every key to every lock in the house I hoped my son didn\'t lock his tools. Sure enough the first thing I see as I enter the garage is a large, padlocked cabinet. Luckily the makers name is on the lock and I find the key very quickly and opening the cabinet I am surprised to find a computer server, laser printer and stacks of discs and envelopes.
The server has been shut off but two minutes work and I have everything running again. I rushed back upstairs and booted the PC and sure enough the server is now showing as an extra drive. Another few minutes tapping the keyboard and I am watching a film of my daughter-in-law giving a guy a blowjob and copping a load all over her face. So my son and his wife are not just suburban swingers but providers of pornography to the masses.
I knew my son ran an Internet business and I thought his wife sold real estate but obviously they had found out that sex is the number one seller on the net.
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I perused their web page and found a price list of the items they had available. It ranged from 18 low res pics for $10 through to DVD\'s lasting for an hour or more. Gee they even offered cum stained panties free with large orders. I checked the message blog and sure enough they were spruiking a range of new material that would be available in the next 18 days. Must be doing some on location shoots. Still I found nothing with the girls involved so I shut everything down and locked it away, found the tools I needed and went back to work.
I had just finished the tap in the bathroom when I dropped the cap with hot on it and it fell beautifully, in slow motion, and straight down the plughole. I was now flat on my back, under the sink, unscrewing the pipe when all three girls rushed in, all of them talking at once as teen girls do. This was not a good angle to see up from as I was looking at three of the nicest little pubic mounds, securely wrapped in stretch lycra, you will ever see. The cut of their pubic hair clearly outlined in the fabric. Fabric that ran between their legs and up their butts. Above those three mounds, six breasts jiggled with a life of their own, nipples straining to pop through the material, as the girls hopped from foot to foot.
Eventually I was able to focus on Kira asking if Kimi could stay the night, could they order pizza and watch some movies. All this was spoken at a frantic pace and repeated by the other two, as if I had not heard the first request. Finally I said yes and this set off another round of ear piercing shrieks as they ran off again.
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I just lay on the floor glad they had not spotted the boner that was tenting my shorts.
For the rest of the day I seemed to be running into near naked teens as the girls flitted in and out of the house getting food, CD\'s, clothes and all the time talking with the occasional shriek. I was glad when they finally left to go to Kimi\'s for some clothes, pick up the pizzas and get some movies. Feeling the frustration and knowing I would be needing some relief later I accessed my sons porn collection and randomly selected enough film clips to fill a DVD for later that night. The master bedroom had a DVD and a flat screen TV. Actually nearly every room in the house had at least a TV screen in it. The girls wanted to use the projection TV in the family room for tonight’s chick flick fest, which was fine by me because it was at the other end of the house from the master bedroom.
When the girls came back I grabbed some pizza and a beer and head for the bedroom. I told them to lock up the house before going to bed and to try and keep the noise down, as after one beer I would probably be asleep. As it was I barely touched the beer as I watched my porn disc. Scene after scene of my daughter-in-law getting fucked, in so many ways, had my hand on my dick stroking myself to an explosion of cum. I had thought to bring a towel to bed with me to clean up any mess. When the disc finished I drained my beer and lay back on the bed and sure enough fell asleep.
It was one of those times when you think you have only dropped off for a second but in fact time has flown by. It was close to midnight and the house was way too quiet.
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I went down stairs to check on the girls and could barely hear them talking, which is itself odd, so I walked lightly to the door of the family room. The lights were off and had been replaced with candles and the three girls were seated on cushions with decks of cards in their hands. Oh and yes, they were semi naked.
Thr girls were playing a game whereby each cut a deck of cards and low card had the option of truth, dare or strip. I watched through the partially closed door, mesmerized by the candle light on their tanned bodies. Kira was wearing a tank top and panties, Kara bra and panties while Kimi was down to just panties. Oh my lord, her boobs were fantastic to see and I felt my dick start to crank itself erect again. The girls cut the cards again and Kira lost, Kimi said truth, dare or strip and Kira picked truth. Kimi\'s question to Kira was how old is the oldest guy she had fucked. I nearly burst into the room when Kira said he was old maybe 50. The other girls both went "No way" but that was all Kira was revealing.
Again the cards were cut and this time Kira and Kimi both cut 10\'s while Kara only got an 8 but due to some rule I was not aware of this made Kara the winner and she offered the two girls only a dare or strip option. The two girls were hesitant and Kara said if they did not do the dare then they had to loose an item of clothing each. While Kira and Kimi reluctantly agreed to the dare Kara picked up her watch and announced the dare to be that Kira would play the boy and pash Kimi for two minutes. Cries of no.
. . no echoed around the room but Kara stood firm and declared the dare unfulfilled and that they had to strip. Being down to her panties already Kimi suddenly agreed and moved closer to Kira, Kara raised her hand then dropped it like a starters flag.
I muffled an involuntary groan as Kira not only locked lips with Kimi but also grabbed a handful of breast and mashed it flat. Their heads moved like swaying cobras as they chewed each other’s face. Kira tweaked Kimi\'s nipple between her fingers as Kara counted down the clock. With 30 seconds left Kira released the boob and plunged her hand between Kimi\'s legs massaging her mound through her panties. Kara called time and whooped as the girls parted exclaiming that that was the hottest thing so far tonight. I was flushed as well but still could not pull myself away. I had lived a pretty open life but that was definitely hot.
From out of the darkness a long neck wine bottle appeared and each girl took a swig. So that was why they were so open. Another cut of the cards and Kira was low card again but before she was given any options declared strip and pulled the tank top away, probably to avoid more questions about Mr 50 ish. Her breasts were big but not Kimi big.
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Also her nipples her puffy and erect making her breasts appear topped by little mounds.
I found this arousing, like her grandma\'s, you could put both in your mouth at once.
Kimi lost the next round and selected truth and Kira\'s question almost caused me to scream "WHAT. . . !!!!!". She asked Kimi if she would suck my dick if she had the chance and she agreed. Then they discussed what I thought they had not noticed this morning, my erection in the bathroom. This was too much to handle so finally I backed away and headed for bed but my mind was spinning crazily so it was some time until I went to sleep.
I was still up and dressed early, way before the girls surfaced. I went into the family room to clean up after last nights little eye opener. I got rid of all the burnt down candles, put cushions back on sofas, found a pair of panties and the now empty wine bottle. The glass did not feel smooth so I held it up to the light and I could tell that the long neck had been in someone’s very private part. Maybe that was what happened to whoever got naked first. Who knows or cares, all this was getting to me in ways it shouldn\'t for an old man.
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Hey maybe 60 is the new 40 all you need is young girls, works for Hef.
I went out for a coffee and newspaper so by the time I got back the girls were actually dressed, in proper clothes, and ready to go out for the day. They each gave me a peck on the cheek as they walked away, even Kimi gave me a kiss but when she was close to me whispered that I could keep my souvenir. I still had the panties in my shorts pocket so when I went inside I plucked them out and gave them a careful appraisal. They looked new, were an aqua colour mesh with royal blue trim. The front was a triangle about 4 inches per side and from both top corners two bands of the darker material looped around the back to connect with the material that passed between her legs to form a smaller triangle at the back. I am sure that at some point me having these panties would be discussed and among the things they would think I would do is sniff them, so I did. Smell can trigger such great memories.
I decided to mow the front lawn, hoping to take my mind off young girls, but on such a hot sunny day every woman in the neighbourhood seemed to be out walking around in next to nothing. Light, flimsy sundresses that enabled me to see their long legs as they strode by, tight fitting shorts and tee\'s that bounced along as they jogged past and waved, low slung jeans and midriff tops exposing naval rings and thong panties. I needed a drink.
Collapsing on the couch I flicked the TV to the local news channel and even the weather girl was in a bikini and raincoat reporting that today’s high temps would continue for the rest of the week but that overnight thunderstorms would at least cool the night air so we could sleep. I must have nodded off because it was late in the afternoon before the girls came back and woke me up. Well shrieked me awake is the correct way to describe it.
Kara had won two tickets from the local radio station to a pop concert tonight.
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Kira and Kara were going and Kimi was going to stay here tonight so the girls could all leave from here tomorrow and go to the beach. It sounded to me like some kind of set-up but I had already decided that if Kimi wanted this old guy then who was I to disappoint her.
The girls left in the early evening, after many changes of outfits, meanwhile I prepared a meal for Kimi and myself and we both settled on the sofa to watch TV. She took the dishes into the kitchen and washed up while I watched the news and then she went upstairs to watch some DVD\'s in Kira\'s room. About 7:30 it started to rain and I could hear the rumble of thunder in the distance. From the way the TV reception was breaking up I knew the predicted storm was on the way. Not much point hanging around down here so I locked up the house and was in the bedroom waiting for the storm to hit.
It had been hot and humid earlier and I was in just a pair of boxer shorts as I lay on the bed when suddenly a blinding flash of lightening lit up the sky, the clap of thunder was only a fraction of a second behind and I thought the house had exploded as windows rattled and walls shook. In the next eye blink the power went out and the house as well as the rest of the street was plunged into darkness. With a muffled scream preceding her Kimi burst into the room and dived on the bed. She grabbed a pillow and pulled it over her head while trying to burrow underneath me.
While the wind and rain continued to assault the house the thunder and lightening rolled off into the distance. I could feel the tension drain from Kimi, as each clap of thunder seemed further and further away. She rolled into a more comfortable position, which left us, spooned together. I draped one reassuring arm over her midsection while telling her to calm down and that she shouldn\'t worry about the storm.
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Kimi just wiggled her butt and settled closer to me, this of course triggered a reaction I was now fighting to control. Kimi took my hand and placed it over her breast, her hand on top pushed down on mine so I was squashing her boob.
Then part of my brain went for a walk in the rain.
Reflexes of over 40 years of sex kicked in while I played with her boobs through the material of her t-shirt, I nuzzled her neck and nibbled her ear smothering her with kisses. Her hand reached between us and she ran her fingers along the length of my dick. My dick is usually six inches hard but it felt more right now. I ran my hand down her side following the dip at her waist up to the rise of her hip and encountering no panty line. Kimi flipped over to face me and we locked lips like she had done with Kira last night. We had no clock on us and we kissed forever. My hand was on her tight butt pulling it against me jamming my dick between us. I could feel each pulse as it throbbed with a life of its own.
The Hello Kitty t-shirt came off and it was hello titties as I attacked each boob like a starving man. They were large, firm and round with aureoles at least two inches across and only slightly darker than the surrounding skin. I also noticed no tan marks as I slobbered over each breast working the nipples to bursting point. Kimi was a wildcat thrashing about on the bed.
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I was glad the storm covered the noise of our lust making. I was so turned on now I was ready to explode, but I still had other things to do as I trailed a line of kisses down her body to her pussy.
Her pubic hair was neatly trimmed triangle of soft blonde fuzz that finished above her slit. Her clit and pussy lips were free of hair and as smooth as a cue ball. I drove my tongue into her and she began to hump her hips into my face. Kimis moans of pleasure turned me on even more so I slipped a finger into her and that set her off again. I pumped that digit into her while chewing on her clit. Her young body had already shuddered twice with orgasms but she was not ready to quit. I wasn\'t about to stop either but I needed to get my dick into her quick.
Kimi was eager to do anything I suggested, and did so immediately. I gave her arse a love tap and told her to get on all fours. She grinned wickedly at me, before doing exactly what I asked. I gripped my dick under the head and lined up behind her, pushing the head of my dick between her well-licked pussylips. We both grunted as I breached her opening and I rested a moment before I pushed more into her. Kimi\'s butt pushed back at the same time and in I slid.
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The sensation was mind blowing, it had been a few years between fucks for me, her pussy was tight but smooth and I was soon into a rockin\' rhythm.
With each thrust I mashed her ass cheeks flat in an effort to push even more dick inside her. Kimi groaned and pushed back against me, her back flexing like a gymnast. I began fucking her slowly, enjoying the feel of her hot pussy as my dick slid in and out effortlessly. I could hear her boobs slap together with a satisfactory thwack as her body twisted and flexed with each movement. This was getting a bit hard on my old knees so I pulled out and lay on my back. Kimi assumed a 69\'er position and before I could tell her to get on top her mouth had engulfed my dickhead.
My whole body shuddered without shooting which is some kind of miracle. Kimi may not have been old but she swallowed dick like a seasoned pro. Now I began again on eating her pussy and this steamy little sexpot was enjoying every minute of it. I concentrated on the area at the top of her pussy. Her sweet pussy flesh was still open thanks to my fucking and revealed her hard little clit. I flicked it with his tongue; she squirmed and moaned around my dick. I did it again with the same response so I continued. Her slit was slick with our mingled bodily fluids as my tongue lapped at her youthful nectar.
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Kimi\'s widely spread legs quivered with each touch of my wagging tongue. She rolled off me and begged to be fucked. I told her to get on top so I didn\'t crush her. What a sight as my dick disappeared into her as she lowered herself onto me. Then the ride started. I bucked my hips, nearly throwing her off, but she hung on and got the motion right. Our bodies slapped together like cracks of thunder. I reached out and grasped each swaying breast as I continued to fuck this wild girl. Kimi leant forward so I could get her nipples in my mouth, while at the same time she ground her clit against my pubes as she rocked back and forth. Her boobs were meaty and would have my finger prints on them for days to come as I squeezed and stroked, rolled and moulded, kissed and bit them like there was going to be no tomorrow.
All this churning had me about ready to cum but I didn\'t want to shoot it into this young girl so I rolled her off and knelt beside her head. Kimi was not slow on the uptake and knew what to do. Her hand gripped my cock and jerked it fiercely. She enthusiastically milked my dick with one hand, while she kneaded my balls with the other. She was obviously turned on by it.
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Her mouth was open and her breathing hard as my dick was poised inches from her face. I finally lost it and sprayed a stream of cum across her face. Some ended up in her mouth and the second spurt followed it onto her waiting tongue. Kimi dropped her sweet lips over it; she bobbed her head, her hot lips encircling it as the end disappeared into her mouth. I could feel her tongue stimulating my dick as she worked it up and down on it. She was very good. I felt more cum dribble from my dick as the adrenalin rush subsided. She looked up at me and grinned around my dick, cum seeping from the side of her mouth and dropping onto her boob. Just then another clap of thunder rolled over the house and the spell was broken.
Kimi calmly released me and rolled off the bed, bending to pick up her discard t-shirt, gave me one last look at her lovely backside and pussy then she was gone into the darkness. I slumped onto the bed and was asleep before guilt hit me. What a hypocrite I was, preparing for the worst if I found pornography involving the girls on my son\'s PC and now me having sex with a seventeen year old. In the words of AC/DC I was on a Highway to
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