A DOG'S LIFE
I've often thought it's a fine trick
How easily a dog can lick his prick
It might be fun to a dog be
Oh the pleasures I could give me !!
But when I really think it over
Life isn't exactly perfect for Rover
It wouldn't really be so neat
To only make love when "the bitch" is in heat
And then too, I never saw
A dog that could masturbate with his paw !!!