All my life I thought my mom was a girl. She told me to always date guys. Or at least girls with dicks. I shrugged it off.
When I turned sixteen I dated this girl named Francesca. She had huge tits that made her shirts ripped. My mom didn't like the fact she was a girl. She was completely against lesbian relationships. I just slapped her the day she made me break up with her. My mom pinned me on the ground and pulled down mypants. I thought she would spank me. But instead she pulled down her's too. Saw her dick. I screamed and squirmed. She shushed me by licking my neck. This may seem cheesy but she said
"Baby I'm not your mommy! I'm your mommy's younger brother! But don't worry we're the same age.